Dialouge between someone in the imperialism

" Hey our country is strong and powerful."
"Yeah, so do you have plan or something?"
"Yes. You know that one country next to us?"
"Yeah what about them?
" Well I heard they haven't been doing so good."
"Yeah what do they have to do with our country?"
" Nothing. Not yet of course."
"What are you trying to say?"
" I think we should invade them to make our country more powerful and feared.!"
" Dude, i say this because i care i think you're losing it!"
" How it's such a good idea."
" Hello, we can't just declare war over them! They are our allies!"
" So? Your point is?"
" Well, they helped us during the war with ... ooh man what was that countries name... ooh but you know who I'm talking bout."
" So. They helped us because they felt pity for us."
" Pity or not what are we going to do? Just walk in there and say, hey we want to have your country's our own!!"
" Well, no."
" Well, then if we don't want our countries population to fall then we shouldn't declare war."
" Well i don't want our country to fall apart.. so i guess we shouldn't."
" Yeah do you have a better plan?"
" Yeah i think i do."
" What is it now?"
" Well do you know that country across the Pacific ocean?"
"Yeah what about them?"
" Well i think we should help them so that way people think good of us."
" Yeah that is such a better idea"